The Great Battle of The Hobos and the Pretty Princesses of Buttland (based on true events)

It all started when Dallin (the future Hobo Joe) started screaming at random Pretty Princesses. It was actually a good thing, because they were evil. But the Princess leader Blake the Butt was offended for some reason and demanded they execute the young Hobo. The High King of Hobos at the time would not surrender Dallin, and a great battle began on the Hill of Yast, which is located in the midst of the Princess territory, in Buttland.

Dallin, Tanner, and Carter, the leaders of the canton of war, led the battle from the hobo side. Blake the Butt's warriors were very powerful. Blake himself slew the Hobo Joe at that time, Dren. With the Hobos in retreat,and Tanner created a great plan to destroy Blake once and for all!

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being continued! So tanners plan was to ask the grate Blake if the hobos could just auto a automatically win but Blake said how about you let me win instead. tanner said it was ok! but Dallin built A giant Armey and the hobos started to attack them. with there supper Carmel guns and shot the popcorn so it taste good! but Blake shot hot wings and Dallin said that those tasted grate but it needs saws. Dallin had A plan to destroy Blake wans and for all. so Dallin shot the secret weapon hot chocolate that's cold and Blake fainted and died!!! and that's how Dallin became hobo Joe. THE TRUE STORY OF THE BATLE OF THE HOBOS THE END