How to Cook and Eat a Shoe

(But only if you want your shoe to taste bad)

step 1: steal someones smelly shoes

step 2  fill it with mud and stick the shoe in the oven for 5 hours

step 3 when the shoe is done you take 23 batmans and put them in the shoe

step 4 blow it up with 20 atom bombs

step 5 put 3 smelly socks in to the shoe

step 6 put the shoe in the toilet and add pinkie pie and sing the my little pony song and stir

step 7 eat it

step 8 stir again and boil at a low temperature

step 9 magically clone it and boil that

step 10 put rainbows on it

step 11 go back to step 10

step 12 EAT IT FOOL

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